I am ready for my bedtime story now
sometimes i wake up with a very urgent thought on my mind and it’s usually pretty dumb like ‘je suis un pomme' or 'root beer fairytales' but this morning i woke up and sat there for a second and all i could think was
the frenchiest fry
I JUST LAUGHED OUT LOUD IN CLASS
Like everyone involved in the film, I was blown away by her audition. She really, really, really gets Margo.
Best backstory. (x)
You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.
NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on
Thank you Michael Grant for understanding
Guys can we get this to 1500?
"May cause sweating, peeing, and adequate hydration"
ITS A WATERBOTTLE
- Person: "YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"
- Me: "Yeah..."
- Person: "SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"
- Me: -Forgets entire language-